Nathan's Things

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

19:24 A slothful man hideth his hand in his bosom, and shall gently lead those that are to use compound data objects

clientsfromhell:

I was doing headshots of physicians for a local hospital.

Client: Yeah, this is no good. You need to Photoshop this one. He looks too mysterious.

Me: Mysterious? 

Client: Yes. We don’t want our doctors looking mysterious. 

I still haven’t figured out what they meant by “mysterious”. I ended up removing a few crow’s feet and that seemed to suffice in removing any “mystery”.

leiawars:

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

tashastrikesback

geekscoutcookies:

I AM HERE FOR EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. 

orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

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millionfish:

smo-chi:

I had to do a dramatic reading of millionfish's amazing art.

IM YELLING

0salt:

Deconstructing Masculinity & Manhood with Michael Kimmel @ Dartmouth College

This is an important message on how privilege really works.

This is exactly what I have been trying to verbalize for a long time.

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

lizabethdewitt:

You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
That doesn’t sound too hard.