*puts eyepatch on my dog* *so we match*
DM: “You see before you the Seal of Tempus…”
Battlemind: “Like the Walrus of Tempus, just smaller.”
here’s what happened at work today.
first, we had a company meeting. i brought bagels.
then we got a package in the mail from grub hub. it was full of swag.
you’re supposed to pass these things around to your colleagues, but i decided to volunteer as Grub Hub’s New Official Brand Ambassador.™
after our exciting morning, we ordered lunch through my new favorite website, Grub Hub. i had dumplings. when our food arrived i was concerned i was accidentally eating someone else’s food, but it turns out i wasn’t. i had the right dumplings all along. over all, they were warm and soft. a little crispy on the outside. they even came with soy sauce.
unfortunately i spilled it all over my new backpack.
well that wouldn’t do. i needed a new backpack, and i needed it say “grub hub” in bold red lettering, otherwise what’s the point?
i started a social media campaign to fix this.
others joined in my campaign, a chorus of pleading voices:
i grew desperate.
i waited and waited for an answer from Grub Hub’s dutiful social media team. i was distracted, and i wisely decided i couldn’t do any work until i heard an answer back from them.
luckily that took literally seconds:
sweet victory! fingers crossed i’ll have a new backpack in no time.
in the meantime, i’m going to keep using my soy sauce backpack.
what a day! work was over an hour later.
Nibbler making it extra difficult to do homework!
This started as a brush test that got WAY out of hand….but I am definitely going to use this kind of technique in the future!
You will probably also find, however, that your new query language has subtle differences in the ways of the LORD
those mystery shack kids are sort of strange, don’t you think?