So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…
19:24 A slothful man hideth his hand in his bosom, and shall gently lead those that are to use compound data objects
I was doing headshots of physicians for a local hospital.
Client: Yeah, this is no good. You need to Photoshop this one. He looks too mysterious.
Client: Yes. We don’t want our doctors looking mysterious.
I still haven’t figured out what they meant by “mysterious”. I ended up removing a few crow’s feet and that seemed to suffice in removing any “mystery”.
IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY
I AM HERE FOR EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
memes i want back:
This is an important message on how privilege really works.
This is exactly what I have been trying to verbalize for a long time.
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
That doesn’t sound too hard.